“..for a mere 65 million you can, buy..I mean help, a Malawian child.”

While editor Maria Colon cried crocodile tears at various documentaries relating the cruelties of the modern age exacted on small children and illegal immigrants in gruesome detail, Logan Green developed a hatred for John Cusack.

Listen to episode two in our daily film review podcasts covering Tribeca 2008.

(How much you wanna bet that dress, those couture fishnets and chunky chains can feed, cure, and house a Malawian village of 50?)

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