after a recent internet stalking excursion it was revealed that NAICA’s favorite Native American, Val Kilmer, has removed all actual Native Americans from his top friends list on Myspace replacing them with pseudo-thong models, New Age middle age moms, and Laurie Anderson. NAICA can not blame the original Cherokilmer for his inclusion of Ms. Anderson for she shares her bed with Lou Reed, and who wouldn’t want to promote friendship with the first lady of first-wave feminist performance art and the woman who beds down with Reed? But, what’s up with all the thong models and New Age moms?
It is sad to note, however, that Native activist/poet John Trudell is no longer Kilmer’s number one friend on Myspace. He held that coveted position for at least two months this summer. NAICA wonders what precipitated the complete removal of Trudell, and other truly Native Native Americans, from Kilmer’s Top 28 friends?
It is hard to tell. But the fact that Val Kilmer’s “Val Kilmer’s Music page” has been installed as Val Kilmer’s number one friend offers clues-keeping one’s priorities straight may be the culprit. Afterall, promoting one’s own musical endeavors is more favorable than promoting the musical endeavors of others. Or perhaps Kilmer is jealous of Trudell for cyphoning the affections of one, Angelina Jolie?

Only Kilmer knows.

NOTE: NAICA has never been in Val Kilmer’s top 28 list o’ friends, but he shall remain our number 3 for the foreseeable future.
NAICA, in no way, promotes an association with Laurie Anderson, not even through Myspace.

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