Tortillas get burned. Lakotas don’t have a word for “good-bye” but do have one for “venereal diseases.” Half breeds are annoying twats, especially when attached to Cher, who coincidentally dated the Cherokilmer back in the 80’s.

Meanwhile, Indians aren’t forced to stay on reservations anymore. Cowboys make lacivious gestures towards hot Indian girls with big titties and, Katie offends Longhouse Media’s Tracy Rector.

Any of this true??