Our dearly departed Anna Nicole continues to surprise and delight the world (me) with more bizarre turns in the story that was her life and now death. In recent news, provided by the glorious Gawker.com (god bless them!), we learn that the buxom blond once suffered a bout of “Scarlet Fever” which resulted in the birth of Tohono O’Odham “papoosie.”

Follow the link above to the Phoenix New Times who originally posted the report of Anna Nicole’s sexcapades with Johnny Soto of the aforementioned tribe. There is something not quite right about Soto’s remembrances of Anna Nicole’s salacious remarks regarding her Native lover’s pino (that’s “penis” in Italian). For one, they imply a rather profound knowledge of cultural stereotypes of Native people. I doubt Smith ever considered Indians beyond 40’s Westerns or Dances with Wolves, let alone carried in that spacious and airy cranium of hers a litany of Nativecentric idiocies. It just doesn’t jibe. She’s not savvy enough to utilize the partially-ironic comments Soto claims she made throughout the course of their sweat-soaked relationship. In fact, I think the story is made up and/or the Pheonix New Times put a whole lots of words in Soto’s mouth with the intent to make the story more absurd than it already is, not to mention, the blog report itself goes a long way to contributing to the rank stereotypes that already exist. Way to go assholes!

On the other hand, it’s a highly amusing turn in the story of America’s most ditzy blond. Sad, yes, but in an amusing way.

Original article: PNT