Second to the Top Story:

Blackhorse Lowe, of the Navajo nation, has re-written his second feature film, Lefthanded Path, for the upteenth time. He is tired of re-writing what was already a well written script.

Though funding resources are currently being sourced, but in reality, have been for a year or so now, no defintite sources have been sourced. Plans to write and shoot the next to the next Napolean Dynamite might be considered. Friends close to the auteur say, “Everyone knows, well those studio fucks anyway, that indie films of the “Dynamite” ilk are a sure-fire return on their investment. So, Blackhorse is going to have to drop the art-boy act and make a Napolean-esque film so he can get the cheddar to make his real art. Otherwise, well, it’s hard to say what will happen.”

Time will tell if Mr. Lowe will succumb to the faux-independent film craze. We’ll keep you posted.