Recent reports claim the recently deceased (like yesterday) stripper-turned-reality T.V. star, Anna Nicole Smith was 1/1000ths Cherokee and 1/1,000,000,000 Mescalero Apache. Though she was un-enrolled, and veracity of these claims are pending, she leaves behind a void in the two tribal communities (one federally recognized, the other, not so much) as she was highly regarded amongst her people as a consummate professional reality TV performer. Also, her passionate support of weight loss through speedy diet pills and subsequent endorsement of TrimSpa was thought to be a positive step in rectifying the obesity issue facing most American women today, especially those who eat one too many frybreads with powdered sugar (mmmmgood).