Recent reports claim the recently deceased (like yesterday) stripper-turned-reality T.V. star, Anna Nicole Smith was 1/1000ths Cherokee and 1/1,000,000,000 Mescalero Apache. Though she was un-enrolled, and veracity of these claims are pending, she leaves behind a void in the two tribal communities (one federally recognized, the other, not so much) as she was highly regarded amongst her people as a consummate professional reality TV performer. Also, her passionate support of weight loss through speedy diet pills and subsequent endorsement of TrimSpa was thought to be a positive step in rectifying the obesity issue facing most American women today, especially those who eat one too many frybreads with powdered sugar (mmmmgood).
Anna Nicole Smith is survived by a mourning family and baby daughter of questionable citizenship, though sources say the biological father just might be 1/2 Cherokee thus qualifying “baby Anna Nicole jr” for the roll thus salving the hearts of her people, and guaranteeing a quality college education without the necessity for student loans.
May her journey to the nightland be a peaceful one.
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